Could You Rent This Property to the Right Tenant?

Could You Rent This Property to the Right Tenant?

These property managers proved that they can!

We ran our Faceboook ‘rental property promotional write-up’ competition post, and had a number of entrants.

The winning entries were as follows:

Jodie Stainton

First entry- Love living the high life? You'll be the envy of all the trailer park. This intimate property is the entertainer's dream with base jumping from the front door. Maybe you're a stilt walker, trapeze artist, bird watcher or Superman? Then THIS is the property for you! 
You love Tough Mudder and Stampede for the obstacle courses? Pfftt - that's not a challenge! A challenge is climbing 427 stairs to the underside and realising the stairs don't go to the front door!
Perhaps you're just an introvert looking for privacy; well I can assure you we won't be performing any inspections! 
Maybe you have a pet giraffe? He's certainly welcome here! 
Located in the sky, you're just a hop skip and a jump from flying for 3.7 seconds. 

Legal height under with enough room for 237 cars.

Sleep walkers need not apply. 

Be quick, this quaint, never to be built out property will not last!

Second entry- (To the Ice Ice Baby Tune
) Alright Stop, Collaborate and Listen, 
Harcourts is back with a brand new mission. No railings, grab a hold of the stairs tightly 
Silts in the sky, daily and nightly
s. There a toilet.. I don't think so. 
Turn out the lights, it'll probably blow 
to the extreme. It will never be vandalled. 
Save on electricity, use a candle! 

Dance, but not when you've been drinking,
An alcohol fuelled session, might leave you sinking... 
Deadly. When you play a great melody
 there's no neighbours, so it ain't a felony. 
Love it or leave it, you better gain way. 
Put in an application, get approval today. 
If there's a problem, YO, we'll solve it,
Check out the view, this studio is perfect. 

Call call Harcourts, today.

Kylie Maxwell

Compact and unique all in one package new to the rental market. Everything within easy reach. Live up with the gods and above the smog. Views to die for and no need to worry about rising water levels.
Save money on the gym membership, you won't need it with the stairs. Ditch the house cleaner, there will be nothing for her to do and never worry about the in-laws coming to stay, there is no room for them. If you think this is your perfect little piece of paradise , call our office today for a private viewing. This one won't last long !!

Katrina Caldwell


Enjoy your very own castle perched high in the sky with views as far as the eye can see. This compact studio design offers easy living with minimal housework and no garden maintenance so there will be plenty of time to spend your weekends brushing up on your trapeze skills - safety harness supplied for the successful applicant.

Joel Fletcher

Flair & Finish. 

New to the rental market stands this truly unique property positioned at eye level with the gods. 

Boasting well planned architectural design & flair this property is sure to impress. 

The property features one generous sized bedroom with walk in robe & ensuite bathroom boasting quality tap ware, fixtures & small bath. 

The home boasts a cosy living space with quality floor coverings & light filled interiors plus reverse cycle air conditioner & gas points. 

Relax & take in the unobstructed 360 degree views of the surround bush land & surrounding mountains. 

Easy access is assured with the newly imported & built in Himalayan Sherpa, making unpacking a breeze. 

Savings are assured with three phase power lines & your very own power pole positioned right underneath with all power & water costs inclusive. 

Take advantage of the unique lifestyle this property has to offer, register your interest NOW. 

Available now, pets considered upon application.

Melly Lynda

Stairway to heaven. Neat & tidy studio apartment with beautiful bush outlook available to rent. This property would suit almost anybody (except for elderly, disabled, children & animals). Ample yard space for entertaining. Acres of bathroom facilities for those who want to get 'back to nature'. Located close to absolutely nothing. Socially awkward people urged to apply.


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